Deadpool

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A little something special for Valentine’s Day.

What’s It About? After a shady scientist disfigures his face and kidnaps his girlfriend, smart-mouthed mercenary Wade Wilson – aka Deadpool – sets out to gleefully extract violent revenge.

STRAIGHT UP: Funny, raunchy, irreverent – the right movie for right now. 4/5

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Rakuen Tsuiho

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With the encouragement of my friends, I’ve decided to continue my efforts to spotlight anime films of note. This one was making headlines in Japan just a few months ago.

What’s It About? When the digital world she calls home is hacked by an unknown entity, DEVA security officer Angela Balzac assumes a flesh-and-blood form and travels to the wasteland known as Earth to find the source.

STRAIGHT UP: Smart concepts, but dry presentation. 3/5

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G-Saviour – Retro Review

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One of the most oddly-conceived movies ever made, and one I’ve had some personal interest in watching for a long time.

What’s It About? A civilian pilot, Mark Curran, meets a scientist on the run from the military, who tells him about a deadly conspiracy that could affect the entire Earth – and gives him the power to defeat it with the high-tech combat machine, G-Saviour.

STRAIGHT UP: A fascinating example of Murphy’s Law in action. 0.5/5

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Star Wars: A New Hope – Retro Review

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It’s January, nothing good is coming out, and I’ve still got Star Wars on my mind. Really, this was inevitable.

What’s It About? A chance encounter leads young Luke Skywalker from his home on the desert planet of Tattooine to the front lines of a rebel operation to strike at the evil Galactic Empire.

STRAIGHT UP: A timeless piece of modern mythology. I still love it. 4.5/5

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The Hateful Eight

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As a casual fan of Quentin Tarantino, I wanted to take a look at his newest film.

What’s It About? Eight strangers, each carrying baggage from the Civil War, hole up in a cabin together to escape a blizzard, and begin to discover that most of them have very good reasons to want to kill each other.

STRAIGHT UP: Too self-indulgent, despite its technical merits. 2/5

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Quick & Dirty Awards 2015

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Ladies and gentlemen,

With the end of 2015 drawing near, it’s time to revive the annual tradition of handing out my Quick & Dirty Awards! Once again, I’ve chosen winners in ten categories representing the best and worst of this year’s movies. The criteria for selection were as follows:

1. The film premiered in 2015.
2. I watched the film in its entirety at some point, even if I didn’t review it.

This year, one strong contender dominated the awards. Who was the big winner? Read on to find out!

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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This might be the biggest movie of all time. Let’s compare notes.

What’s It About? Scavenger Rey and ex-Stormtrooper Finn inherit a droid carrying information about the missing Luke Skywalker’s whereabouts, and get mixed up in a plot to determine the fate of a galaxy.

STRAIGHT UP: Great action and characters elevate a familiar plot. 4/5

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