Love Live! The School Idol Movie

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A special screening in D.C. gave me the chance to see this movie, which beat Jurassic World head-to-head at the Japanese box office.

What’s It About? Nine girls who found fame performing as pop stars at their high school must deal with the consequences of their now-global popularity.

STRAIGHT UP: This is all it took to take over Tokyo? 3/5

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Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’

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Another limited-release DBZ movie means it’s time for another special review!

What’s It About? The legendary villain Frieza is resurrected by the Dragon Balls, and attacks the Earth to get revenge against Goku and his friends.

STRAIGHT UP: I liked it. Not deep, but very action-packed. 3.5/5

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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie – Retro Review

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I’ve still got Power Rangers on the brain, so I guess it’s time to revisit the official Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie.

What’s It About? When intergalactic villain Ivan Ooze is accidentally released from his prison on Earth, six teenage heroes must go on a journey to acquire the power to defeat him.

STRAIGHT UP: Plot, characters, action sequences are all a mess. Oh no! 3/10

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Ready to Rumble – Retro Review

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In observance of this weekend’s WWE Royal Rumble – traditionally one of pro wrestling’s biggest events of the year – I’ve decided to review this infamous film.

What’s It About? After their favorite wrestler is betrayed by his manager and loses the championship belt, two dim-witted fanboys set out to meet their hero and help him take the title back.

STRAIGHT UP: So awful, its failures transcend the film. 1/10

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The Interview

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I watched this movie just to say I did. Now I’m reviewing it for the same reason.

What’s It About? A third-rate talk show host and his producer start out with a plan to air a live interview with Kim Jong-un, and end up as part of a secret government mission to assassinate him.

STRAIGHT UP: Not especially insightful or funny. 5.5/10

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Ghostbusters – Retro Review

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The classic comedy celebrated its 30th anniversary in theaters this weekend. However, this was my first time seeing it.

What’s It About? Three friends team up to start a business as paranormal exterminators, but find themselves in over their heads when dangerous ancient spirits come to town.

STRAIGHT UP: Charming and original, but rough around the edges. 8/10

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