Ladies and gentlemen,

Once again, it is my sacred duty to hand out end-of-year honors to the most and least deserving movies and performers among us. I’ve changed the name of these awards to go along with all the rebranding I did at the beginning of the year – from now on, these are the One Year Awards!

The criteria for selection were as follows:

1. The film premiered in 2016.
2. I watched the film in full at some point, even if I didn’t review it.

Compared to last year, I’ve reduced the number of Worsts by one. I should also note that a number of deserving films from the last quarter of the year won’t appear here, as personal issues kept me away from the theater for a while. I apologize for any disappointment that might cause.

Enough talk, though. Let’s get on to the winners!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

With the end of 2015 drawing near, it’s time to revive the annual tradition of handing out my Quick & Dirty Awards! Once again, I’ve chosen winners in ten categories representing the best and worst of this year’s movies. The criteria for selection were as follows:

1. The film premiered in 2015.
2. I watched the film in its entirety at some point, even if I didn’t review it.

This year, one strong contender dominated the awards. Who was the big winner? Read on to find out!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

As 2014 draws to a close, I’d like to take a moment to reflect on the year in the way only an amateur film critic can – by handing out some unofficial awards! I’ve chosen winners in ten categories representing the best and worst of this year’s movies. The criteria for selection were as follows:

1. The film must have premiered in 2014.
2. I must have watched the film in its entirety at some point.

Winners are listed after the break. Enjoy, and thanks for reading!

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